“Heisters,” Thorsen echoed. “That’s a crook’s word for it. We say robbers, or hitters.”
“Crooks are who I hang out with.”
“I’ll tell you what happened,” Thorsen said, ignoring that. “After the robbery, you all got split up somehow. One bunch spent the night in that gas station. Liss stole that police car and probably killed the poor cop. And you waited at the motel until I showed up.”
“Wait a second,” Parker said. “Am I a heister, am I a robber, or am I a guy waiting at the motel?”
“I figure the details have to come from you,” Thorsen told him.
Parker shook his head. “It’s your fairy tale,” he said, “you’ll have to fill it in yourself. George Liss takes one shot at the guy been chasing him eight months, and to you that means the guy’s in on it.”
“That shot,” Thorsen said, “made me start to think about something that had snagged me but I’d just let it go. You know what that was?”
“You’ll tell me,” Parker said.
“There’s a lot of different words for the room that, when I was in the Marines, we called the head. There’s the bathroom, the toilet, the lavatory, the washroom, the WC. The Irish call it the bog. I’ve been places they called it the cloak-room, don’t ask me why. But one thing is constant and sure and solid and you could build your house on it: Nobody named John calls that room the john.
Parker nodded. “I think you’re right about that.”
“So that isn’t your name.”
“That’s my joke,” Parker told him. “My name is John Orr. Meaning, my name is John, or it isn’t.”
Since I’ve got three quarters of the book to go over here, what do you say we skip the intro? I could talk about Marilyn Stasio’s perfectly creditable write-up in the New York Times in that omnibus mystery review column (formerly helmed by Anthony Boucher and then ‘Newgate Callendar’) that used to be called ‘Criminals at Large’, and now just ‘Crime’ (budget cuts?), but I don’t much see the point. She’s pleased Parker is back after 23 years, she loved the book, she gives it three short paragraphs and no analysis at all. Well, Boucher’s reviews of the first Parkers were short and sweet too. Stark is short, but never sweet. And I am neither. Moving on.
At the end of Part One, Parker had woken up in the office of the gas station he and the Mackeys were holed up in for the night, after pulling their heist, and then having George Liss try to take the whole pile and kill Parker and Ed into the bargain. Parker let him get away, and now he’s somehow managed to get a cop’s car, uniform, and gun–the last of which he’s about to use on Parker, who is currently unarmed, except for his hands, which are only useful at close range. Parker’s going to fight, but he doesn’t think much of his chances.
And this, of course, is the perfect moment for the good old Stark Rewind. We are going to see various events leading up to this instant in time, from entirely different perspectives, meet some people who are in some way relevant to the narrative, get their take on things, see the larger picture, and when Part Three begins, we’ll find out what happened with Parker and Officer Liss at the gas station.
And fittingly enough, we begin with the Reverend William Archibald, who is after all the founder of the criminal feast Parker and Liss are contending for. He’s just waking up in his hotel room, seven hours before the heist takes place, and all that’s on his mind is screwing his amply proportioned choir conductor/mistress, Christina McKenzie (Tina to her friends, and she’s nothing if not friendly), and then having a nice breakfast. He does have the good grace to thank the good Lord before he tucks in to the latter. Thanking Him, in effect, for making so many suckers.
From the very beginning of his ministry, William Archibald had understood that the appearance of propriety was the name of the game. It wasn’t merely that the appearance of propriety was as good as propriety itself, but that it was much better. If the appearance of propriety were steadfastly maintained–religiously maintained, you might say–a reasonably careful man could have it all; the rich rewards of religion and the rich rewards of life. And that’s what he wanted: it all.
Archibald wasn’t a hypocrite. He believed that man was a sinful creature and he said so, publicly and often, never excepting himself. He believed that his ministry had held back many a fellow human being from committing crimes and sins untold. He believed that his contributions to the social order, his civilizing influence on men and women who were in so many ways still one small step from the apes, were practical and immense, and he firmly believed he was worth every penny he made out of it. His ministry had rescued drunkards, saved marriages, reformed petty thieves, struggled successfully at times against the scourge of drugs, cured workplace absenteeism and given a center and a weight and a sense of belonging to unnumbered empty, drifting, useless chowderheads. If, in his leisure moments, he liked to ball a big-titted woman, so what?
How did Brendan Behan put it? In an elegy he wrote in memory of Oscar Wilde (in Gaelic, but let’s go with the translation from his biographer).
Sweet is the way of the sinner,
Sad, death without God’s praise.
My life on you, Oscar boy,
Yourself had it both ways.
I’m sure the good reverend would have no objections to the association I am making here. Oscar might, but he’s in a better place now, perhaps sipping a Pernod with Brendan.
Archibald is then joined by Dwayne Thorsen, his executive assistant, who among other things, handles security at events like the stadium revival meeting to be held later that day. He’s the enforcer of this outfit, the consigliere, if you will. He was in the Marines for 20 years, and has been working for Archibald for seven. He’s a lean hard disciplined man, who likes his job, and does it very well. He sees Archibald as his general, the rest of the ministry as the troops, and his only real issue is with Ms. McKenzie, whose abundant sexuality seems to give him the willies. He would rather his employer were the same man in private as he is in public, but we can’t have everything.
He wants to talk to Archibald about Tom Carmody. He thinks Tom is a problem. Tom has been saying some things about where the money the ministry raises from the faithful is going (into Archibald’s pockets). Thorsen thinks Tom is a security risk–and he’s right, since Tom is, at this moment in time, preparing to lead three armed robbers to the money room at the stadium, that very day.
But Archibald is thinking more about the damage Tom could do if he talked to the press. At the moment, he’s just talking to other people within the ministry, who are mainly ignoring him. Thorsen thinks to himself it was so much easier to deal with this type of personality in the military–just keep sending them out on patrol until they don’t come back. (Except sometimes they do).
There’s a brief mention of Tom’s girlfriend, Mary–who we already know Tom confided in about the heist, and now she seems to have disappeared. And now we find out why. She’s being tortured to death by her kid brother’s friends for information. In Memphis.
Just around the time William Archibald was whistling in the shower, Mary Quindero was beginning to die. She knew it, or suspected it, or feared it, but couldn’t warn her murderers because they refused to hear anything except the answers to their questions and she had no more answers. They, Woody Kellman and Zack Flynn, didn’t know she was dying because they had no idea of the cumulative effect of the strangle-and-reprieve, drown-and-reprieve methods they were using to get the answers they felt she was still holding back. And her brother, Ralph Quindero, couldn’t know what was happening because he was over at Zack’s place, watching an old horror movie on the VCR, unable to be present while his friends pressured his sister, and not realizing just how stupid they were.
By the time Zack and Woody figure out what they’ve done, it’s too late to undo it. They stuff Mary’s body in a closet, go tell Ralph a very edited version of what happened, and then they all drive to the city the heist is supposed to take place in, so they can take the money away from three professional armed robbers. They really believe they can do this, no problem. Zack has a switchblade! And they’ve got some guns packed away in the back of the car that presumably none of them know how to use. These three wouldn’t be a fair match for Brenda, but you have to admire their optimism.
It’s kind of a weird subplot–a tragicomedy of errors–since these punks never get close to making a real play for the money. They’re the ones who came around the trailer outside the stadium in Part One, then left–all they know is when and where the heist will take place, and what motel the heisters are staying in. But that does them no good, since the post-heist plans had to change once Liss tried his cross.
They just hang around the motel, watching from the car. Every now and again Ralph goes to get pizza, and then Zack threatens the increasingly panicked guilt-stricken Woody to keep his mouth shut about Mary. Zack is small and intense, Woody is big and ox-like, but neither is terribly bright–they’re a sociopathic roadshow version of George and Lennie. The Idiot’s Guide to Of Mice and Men. Ralph is maybe a little smarter, but not nearly as smart as he thinks. You don’t get away with not being as smart as you think in a Richard Stark novel.
Somehow it never occurs to them that just hanging around a sleazy motel eating pizza in their car right after a major robbery might draw suspicion. The cops scoop them up, find the guns, find out who Ralph is, and Mary’s body has already been found back in Memphis (Tom Carmody, lying in a hospital bed under police guard, did not take the news very well, and neither will Ralph). Even though we don’t hear about cellphones or the internet in this one, we do see that information-sharing between police departments is getting faster. Another professional complication Parker will have to deal with.
The Part Two chapters switch POV’s quite a bit, which I personally find annoying from the POV of somebody trying to synopsize the book. A whole lot of shit happens in 11 short chapters, all of which is necessary to set things up for the climax, but it’s less focused than usual for a Stark novel. A few too many moving parts–which I suppose is the point. Parker wants to keep everything simple, and life keeps getting in the way. Life, and human stupidity.
And I want to get back to Parker’s clarity, so I’m going to rush Part Two a bit, no quotes, there’s better material ahead. Thorsen meets his opposite number in the local police department, a detective named Lew Calavecci, who is a solid pro (which Thorsen likes) but also a gaping asshole and part-time sadist (which Thorsen does not like). They both want to get information out of Tom Carmody, knowing he was in on the heist, and Tom is understandably reluctant to cooperate.
So they bring in Archibald–the father figure who disappointed Tom, who betrayed his trust, but who still has a hold over him, much as he knows the guy is a crook and a liar and a lech. That voice still has power over him, and once Archibald overcomes his initial wrath that this little cocksucker lost him 400k, he figures he wants that money back, so he goes into his preacher act, turns on the fake compassion, and even though Tom knows better than to believe in that malarkey, resists it, he still breaks down, admits his complicity. Then they break it to him about Mary’s death, and he tells them the rest of what he knows–but the only member of the string he knows anything about is George Liss.
And he knows George Liss will come after him for sharing that information. And later that night, he tries to kill himself, but he fucks that up too. And we leave Tom praying that they catch George Liss before he can get to Tom. And you know, not all prayers are answered.
It bounces around–chapter 7, we see what happened with Liss right after he got away from Parker and Mackey–and as Mackey predicted, all he could think about was getting that money, and killing anybody who might prove an impediment to that end. Chapter 8 tells us how Zack, Woody, and Ralph tried to tail Brenda on her way to the pick-up, and she shook them off like the fleas they are. It ends with them in the hands of the cops.
Chapter 9 is more stuff with Thorsen and Calavecci. Thorsen is increasingly bothered by Calavecci’s methods–and by the fact that Calavecci is tougher than him. Thorsen likes to think of himself as being hard, but fair. Even though he used to send men under his command who were irritating to him on death patrols. Unit cohesion, you know? He didn’t do it for fun.
He’s revolted by Calavecci’s methods (taunting poor Ralph with the revelation that his sister is dead because of him). But he did basically the same thing, siccing Archibald on Tom. In his mind, he’s a competent pro who does his duty, and if he has to hurt people along the way, he takes no pleasure in it. Calavecci, by contrast, sees himself as Mike Hammer with a badge and a pension. Any Richard Stark novel is filled with people on both sides of the law, each of whom sees him or herself as the hero of the story, and they’re all punished for that hubris, because Richard Stark doesn’t believe in heroes. Neither does Parker.
And then in chapter 10, we’re back at the gas station, finally. Only now we’re in the head of the kid who runs the place at night, Bill Trowbridge, who got locked up in a windowless room when Parker and the Mackeys took it over. He’s run out of magazines to read, and he needs to pee, and he’s figured out these are the stadium robbers, and more or less out of cabin fever, he’s decided to be a hero. Uh oh.
He manages to tunnel his way up through the ceiling, up onto the roof of the station, and from there he sees there’s a police officer–what luck! He calls to the cop, and the cop shoots him in the leg. He got off easy. Stark has a little soft spot for dumb kids, as long as they don’t kill anybody. Nobody’s perfect, right?
But in fact Bill Trowbridge is the hero, after a fashion, because that momentary distraction gives Parker his opening. Chapter 11 is about how Liss ambushed a lone officer, took his car, uniform, gun, life, and figured out his former partners and the money were at the gas station, and he was just about to draw down on Parker when the stupid kid made him take his eye off the ball, and it all goes wrong. Again. Part Three, here we come.
Parker throws a wrench through the plate glass window–he doesn’t hit Liss, but that’s not the point. The point is to further confuse Liss, and create still more noise, to wake up Brenda Mackey. Will she take the hint?
The answer was yes, but she was even faster than Parker hoped. As he dove through the doorway, meaning to roll, to come up beside the wagon and yank open its rear door, the engine was already kicking over. Before he was on his feet, it was moving, and he came up to see the garage door splinter as the station wagon roared through it. Brenda hunched and grim over the wheel, Mackey just opening his eyes, his mouth a big astonished O, the car screamed through the wreckage it made of the door, spinning and sliding rightward over smashed plywood, bent metal, crushed glass.
(Ed Mackey is no saint, but I feel he must have been one in a previous life to rate a woman like that.)
Parker missed his ride, but the upside is that all George can see is the car with the money screaming away on burning rubber, and he can’t take time to try and finish Parker off. Parker’s got a slight flesh wound from some debris, but nothing important. A burglar alarm has been tripped. Time to leave. The kid, wounded far more seriously, yells down to him for help. “Everybody needs help,” says Parker, and away he goes. There’ll be cops here in no time, and Bill Strowbridge will get medical attention, plus maybe a chance at minor fame, if he doesn’t bleed too quickly.
Parker avoids the approaching cops, but now he’s got an identity puzzle of his own to work out. Where will the Mackeys go now? Ed will want to make a run for it, but the roadblocks are still up. Brenda’s the brain, think about what she’ll be thinking. First, shake Liss–she’ll do that easy. Then get another car. Then find a place to hole up. She’ll figure that Liss will figure they don’t go back to the motel–they’ll go to the abandoned house they were going to stash the money in.
Liss will wait for them there. But they won’t ever show up there. Because Brenda is smarter than Liss, will be one step ahead of him. Parker is damned impressed with Brenda. But even the most impressive of women is a woman, after all, and she mentioned leaving a lot of cosmetics in that motel room–she and Ed will turn up there, sooner or later, before leaving town. Parker goes to wait for them there.
But somebody else turns up there first–Dwayne Thorsen, playing detective (and enjoying the role maybe a bit more than he should). He shows Parker a gun, which Parker lightly threatens to take away from him if he doesn’t behave. Dwayne just can’t catch a break here–keeps running into tougher guys than him.
Parker passes himself off as an investigator named John Orr, working for Midwest Insurance. See the quote up top. He tells a good story about how he’s been trailing Liss in relation to an earlier job he pulled, and Thorsen believes him, for now (Parker is vague, lets him fill in the blanks, figuring people believe a story more when they’re contributing to it). They share some intel, and join forces–for now.
And Parker leaves a message for Brenda, on the mirror of a compact she left in the bathroom. AKA the John. Again, see up top. Parker can be pretty good at conning people, when he has to be, but it’s not his primary skill set. He slips up sometimes. Thorsen doesn’t catch the slip right away.
(Sidebar: Some fun name games in this book. The Mackeys signed the motel register as Ed and Brenda Fawcett. That’s worth a gold medal or two, surely. And Parker saying his name is John or it isn’t–well, that’s just too easy. Can’t remember offhand if Dortmunder ever said his name was Parker. Probably wouldn’t want to chance it.)
What follows is a comedy of terrors. Parker figures he’s got nothing better to do than follow up leads with this security clown who thinks he’s the Continental Op (and who still thinks Parker is Thomas Banacek). He might learn something that will lead him to his partners–the two he wants to rejoin, or the one he wants dead. The latter of whom he sees walking around, pretending to be a cop on his beat, as he and Thorsen drive to the hospital. Too complicated to go after him that moment. And Liss is going to save him the trouble, anyway.
The hospital is having a busy day. Detective Calavecci brought Ralph Quindero there, to talk with Tom Carmody on the fourth floor–not so much to get any answers as to enjoy watching both of them weep bitterly over Mary, the girl they both got killed. Sweet guy, that Calavecci. Bill Trowbridge (he made it!) is on three. Bill is having a wonderful time. Carmody’s is about to run out.
Parker has just met Detective Calavecci when all of a sudden guns start going off. Liss found Tom–say this, the guy does not lack nerve. He figured–probably correctly–that in all the confusion, and him wearing a cop’s uniform, if he ever was pulled in, nobody there would be able to ID him. So he just walked in and blew Tom away. Witness eliminated, squealer admonished. And then he sees Parker, and figures in for a dime–
Thorsen, still playing the hero, gets Parker and himself out of the way, and Liss has to split–taking Ralph Quindero with him, as a human shield, and maybe an accomplice (since Calavecci has made Ralph feel like he’s going away for life, when in fact they have almost nothing serious on him).
Parker tells Thorsen he owes him one, but that’s John Orr talking. Parker doesn’t feel like you owe anybody anything for doing something you didn’t ask him to do. But he’s still being the insurance investigator, so when Thorsen invites him to come over to the hotel he and the rest of the evangelical entourage are staying, he figures why not. He might want to check those figures.
He definitely wants to check Tina MacKenzie’s figure, and she seems rather taken with his–very obvious vibrations above the nylons there. He meets her right after he meets Archibald, and right after that Archibald makes Tina leave, because he doesn’t like the way she’s looking at Parker, i.e. the way most women look at Parker, damn him anyway. Then Archibald offers the dedicated investigator a bribe of one thousand bucks to find and return the money he just stole from Archibald. That’s an advance; he’d also get five percent of all funds recovered. He pockets the advance, and figures he’ll skip the finder’s fee in favor of his fifty percent heister’s fee.
But in the meantime, Dwayne Thorsen, that newly minted detective, has been doing some solo sleuthing. Seems that their insurance man in Memphis never heard of any Midwest Insurance. He doesn’t buy Parker’s story that Liss took a shot at him because he’s been tracking him down for a nonexistent insurance agency. He’s picked up on the inconsistencies in Parker’s story, and of course there’s the bathroom thing. He’s onto Parker. John Orr my Aunt Fannie. This is one of the robbers.
He’s brought in four muscular (but unarmed) security boys for backup–but hasn’t called the cops yet. He wants answers about the money first. And this is where the detective act breaks down. Because no matter how well this business of telling the malefactor you’re onto him works out for the detectives on TV, bracing this particular malefactor without a whole lot of guns on your side is never a good idea. Parker whips out a steel drawer from the desk he’s sitting at, and Thorsen goes down with the kind of head trauma you never fully recover from. I assume he’s insured. That leaves four.
These four had trained in gyms, and knew a lot about self-defense. They actually didn’t have guns, and they’d never thought they would need such help. But they’d never been crowded into a small room before, getting in each other’s way, with somebody who was trying to kill them and who didn’t do any of the moves they’d learned about in gym.
40 seconds later, they’re all down for the count, and some may never get up. (Ed Mackey’s response when he and Brenda hear about this over the radio–“Parker’s a woolly guy.” One way of putting it.)
Parker takes Thorsen’s (stupidly) holstered gun, and leaves. Well, he told Thorsen he was going to do that, right after they met in the motel. So much for the security man who thought he was a detective. Now that he’s heeled, Parker’s ready to find the heister who pretends to be a cop. Time to go a-hunting.
But somebody else is hunting, namely Tina, decked out a bit like a Salvation Army sister, in a gray hat and cloak. (Well, it worked wonders for Jean Simmons.) She braces Parker in a much more appealing way, luring him into a conference room as he leaves the hotel. Archibald keeps her on a tight leash, and she’d like to mix things up a bit. Not the first time a strange woman has thrown herself at Parker, but for the first time since the end of The Rare Coin Score, he’s actually interested. Or is he? Another half-pulled trigger. Another identity puzzle. Another way for Stark to test Parker’s reactions to an unusual situation.
He never thought about sex when he was working, but he was always hungry for it afterward. What situation was this he was in now? The heist was done, and yet it wasn’t done. The job was finished, but it was still going on, with complications and trailing smoke. Was he going to have sex with this woman now, or not? He looked at her body, imperfectly hidden in somebody else’s clothing, and it looked very good, but his mind kept filling up with Liss, with Brenda and Mackey, with the duffel bags full of money; and now with Thorsen and Archibald and Calavecci and Quindero, and who knew how many more. But still, it was a good body, walking along beside him here.
You see Claire’s name anywhere in that list of objections to fucking this delectable girl on a conference room table? No, because Parker’s sexual fidelity to Claire isn’t based on anything other than instinct. I’ve gotten into arguments with people about this–“Hah! He wants this woman, therefore you are wrong about him being a wolf mated for life with Claire!” (such charming conversations you can have online)–no, because if you trapped a wild wolf who has a mate, and put him in a room with a bitch in heat (wolf, coyote, or dog)–he’s going to do what comes naturally. Same for a she-wolf, if she’s in heat. Without the pair-bond, it’s just an itch to be scratched. It don’t mean nothing.
But Parker is a wolf in a man’s body, with a man’s brain. He’s got to think about the situation he’s in. Somebody’s going to raise the alarm soon. He hasn’t quite finished the job yet. He knows he can sate his appetites with Claire once he gets home. And there’s something off about this temptress, this siren trying to distract him from his quest. She can’t be trusted. He can’t make himself vulnerable to her. He doesn’t think it’s wrong. He feels no guilt at all about wanting her. He just thinks to himself that it won’t work. He brushes her off, tells her he’ll take a rain check, and she indignantly responds “I’m not a game!” No, and she’s not his mate, either. And she’s definitely not Salvation Army material, but we knew that already.
And we’re at Part Four. Parker makes his way to the house he believes Liss (and now Ralph) are laying in wait for him and the Mackeys. Ed found it in an architectural magazine–it’s got a fairly interesting history. Parker doesn’t care about its glorious past. But Stark does.
It was called Sherenden, and it was a hosue from the twenties, modern architecture of the time, designed by someone famous in his day and built at the edge of a ravine in what had then been the outskirts of town. On two seep acres of brush-covered rocky hill, at the end of a narrow winding road from the nearest city avenue, the house had been constructed of fieldstone and native woods and stainless steel, fitted into the broken shape of the landscape, with a large airy living room at the top, four windowed walls around a central black-stone fireplace. The rest of the house spread away beneath, for a total of four stories with an interior elevator, its shaft blasted into the rock.
(Did Westlake read about such a house in a magazine? In some forgotten bit of noir fiction? Or did he dream it up himself? Maybe all three.)
An entire chapter is devoted to the history of this decaying pile of ambition and thwarted dreams. A broken marriage, a city expanding mindlessly, the whims of bankers, various other odd bits of history, had kept Sherenden from being replaced by tacky condos or public housing, but had likewise prevented it from being saved for posterity. It sits there alone, waiting its inevitable end. And hosting the occasional junkie–or worse.
He makes his way into the house carefully, and before long he smells the inevitable pizza. Man, you’d think Ralph would have had enough of that by now. Liss probably saw him coming up that winding road, but Parker obviously didn’t have the money–so he’s waiting. To find out where it is.
They make contact, sound each other out, each knowing the other wants him dead. Parker, at a strategic disadvantage, has to give up his gun. They pretend to negotiate. Ralph gets sent out for pizza again (it’s his lot in life). And it keeps getting darker. This is the most gothic scene in any novel Westlake ever wrote.
After dark, Parker thought. A chance will come after dark.
The afternoon slowly descended outside, the sunny areas growing bright even as they narrowed, the shadows getting darker. The rock and the tangled underbrush out there would be full of creatures, wary, moving in sudden jumps, hidden away in the cat’s cradle of vines and branches, living their lives with all senses alert. Darkness would be good for them too.
Ralph comes back. They eat. They read a newspaper full of stories about them. Ralph finds out there are no real charges against him. Now the alliances are getting fuzzier. Liss talks about shooting Parker non-fatally, to make sure he can’t try anything. But Ralph says he couldn’t possibly carry Parker. And Liss doesn’t want those hands anywhere near him. So they lock Parker in a closet, and go to get the car, so they can go to the meeting place Parker told them about, where Liss can get his money. Sure. That’ll work.
If that kid at the gas station can get out of a locked room, Parker can get out of a closet that was jury-rigged into an old elevator shaft. He does. He gets a makeshift weapon, a piece of metal ripped from the wall, and he waits. It’s completely dark now.
Ralph goes down first–a human shield again, Parker’s, and Liss doesn’t have the same compunctions as the police, shoots him three times. Parker hits Liss with the L-bracket he’s got, knocks a gun from his hand. Liss still has another. Parker finds the other one–Thorsen’s. Not much of a gun, not many bullets left. He and Liss tango through the dark house, and finally they’re both out of ammo. Liss, badly hurt but still dangerous, slinks to the depths of Sherenden, to make his last stand.
You know, we don’t get to see Parker finish people with his hands very often, since the first book. He avoids real fights when he can–like any smart predator. No avoiding it this time. Liss has a knife. Parker doesn’t. Liss tries to bargain, Parker isn’t in the market, never was. They dance some more, but it can only end one way. Parker throws Liss out the window, into the ravine. He’ll be food for some wild creatures. First useful purpose he ever had.
Liss got Parker a few times with the knife, but nothing serious. He’s ready to go meet Ed and Brenda.
That was chapter 13. The final chapter of Part Four is called CLICK. We’re back with the Mackeys, at their new motel room. They’ve changed cars a few times. The police roadblocks are being shut down. It’s time to get out of Dodge. But first they go to an Italian restaurant, and it’s there Brenda sees Parker’s message in her compact. ‘Eleven PM.’ Meaning he’ll be at their original motel then, and he’s hoping to see them there.
Ed Mackey is a stand-up guy, but he’s also a professional heavy, and he knows damned well Parker would look out for Number One in the same situation. Why should he risk everything on the odd chance Parker makes it to the rendezvous? He wants to run. And Brenda absolutely will not have it.
“It’s Parker, and you know it,” Brenda said. “And he expects us.”
“If it was the other way around, he wouldn’t come back fo rme, you can bet on it. ANd I wouldn’t expect it.”
“It isn’t the other way around, Brenda said. “You aren’t him, you’re you, and he knows we’ll come back for him.”
“Then it’s you he’s counting on, not me.”
Brenda shrugged. “Okay.”
“Brenda, he’s got the whole fucking state looking for him, they’ve probably even got him by now. And, if they pick him up anywhere near that motel, they’ll figure he was making a meet with us, and they’ll wait, and we’ll drive right into it.”
“He won’t get caught,” Brenda said. “He’ll be there at eleven, and so will we.”
“He can’t be sure we even got the message,” Ed insisted. “That’s a pretty weird delivery system.”
“I checked out of the room,” Brenda reminded him. “He can find that out, and then he’ll know I got my stuff.”
“We’re not copping his goddam money, Brenda,” Ed told her. “We’ll call him in a week or two, make a meet, give him his half.”
“He wants to meet tonight,” Brenda said. “So we’ll be there.”
“Why, dammit? Why do a risk when we don’t have to do a risk?”
“Because,” Brenda said, “you’ll met him again. You’ll work with him again. And he’ll look at you, and what will he say? That’s the stand-up guy came back for me? Or does he say, That’s a guy I don’t trust so much any more? What do you want him to say, Ed, next time you see each other?
Ed leaned back, muttering to himself. After a minute, he shrugged, shook his head, and waved for the check.
The staff didn’t think there was much hope for the relationship.
It is Brenda Parker is counting on, and for good reason. She’s smarter than Ed, and she sees further. Parker may or may not realize that in addition to all that, she’s had a quiet yen for him ever since they first met (“Well, he didn’t exactly turn me on.”) Nothing she’d act on, as long as Ed’s around, as long as Claire’s around (she tactfully sounded out Parker on whether he was still with Claire when they met earlier in the book). But things happen. People go to jail. People die. People leave. If she were available suddenly, and then Parker were available too–it’s good to have a back-up plan, always.
Brenda is loyal to her man, but she’s a lot more like Parker than most of the heisters he meets. She knows life is an endless series of choices, with no guarantees. She’d be a perfect match for him. Too perfect, which is why it never happens. Maybe in one of the books that never got written.
So leaving my guilty shipper fantasies aside, they go to the meeting spot, and Brenda agrees that if Parker’s not there by eleven, they’re gone. Brenda gets out of the car, tells Ed to swing back around in five minutes. She walks around in the dark, and then there’s someone there, but it’s not Parker. It’s the cop who thinks he’s Mike Hammer. Or hell, let’s make it Michael Shayne this time, just for variety’s sake. Race Williams?
Calavecci is in trouble. He played with his food too long. Because of his sadism, a kid who wasn’t provably guilty of much more than stupidity was taken hostage by an armed robber, who walked out of that hospital right under Calavecci’s nose. He’s been sent home. He needs to find some way to redeem himself, and Brenda is it. He figured they might come back to that motel. Brenda can’t talk her way out of this. Fortunately, she doesn’t have to.
Parker calls out to him in the darkness, playing John Orr again, knowing Calavecci probably knows by now there was no John Orr. Playing for enough time to get close. Calavecci goes for his gun, turning his back on the helpless girl. Yes, you can all laugh now.
Calavecci dropped the handcuffs to the ground in his hurry to get at the gun in his shoulder hoslter. Parker was still too far away, but coming fast. Brenda lifted a leg, pulled off her shoe, and did a roundhouse right wiht it, the heel digging into the side of Calavecci’s neck, missing the main veins, but almost giving him a tracheotomy.
Calavecci yelled, slapping her away, yanking the shoe out of his neck. He threw the bloody shoe at her, gasping loudly, blood pumping over his collar, and he reached for his gun again as Parker got to him and put him down with two quick movements.
No more heroes. No more kibbitzers. No more preachers. No more Liss. It’s done. Ed swings back in the car, and they head for the highway. Ed asks if Parker saw George. “Yes.” Which answers all questions.
It’s not a polished perfect gem, like The Score, or The Seventh. It doesn’t tie into some extended storyline, like The Man With the Getaway Face, The Outfit, or The Mourner. It doesn’t shine a light deeper into Parker’s mental makeup, like The Rare Coin Score, or The Sour Lemon Score. It’s not a majestic bloody epic of retribution, like Butcher’s Moon. It’s not one of the oddball outliers, like The Jugger, or Slayground. It probably makes my top twenty (for Brenda alone), but there’s only twenty-four in contention.
It’s far from the most original plot Stark ever crafted, mainly made cobbled from bits and pieces from earlier books (though that final confrontation at Sherenden isn’t). It’s got some structural problems, and it’s a bit less focused in the way it deals with character than Stark usually is (because Westlake hasn’t been Stark for a long time). Who gives a shit? It’s Parker. He’s back.
And he was back again in the very next book Westlake published–which makes me wonder if they were finished close together. And whether the second book of the Final Eight is really the first. But for now, just drive.
PS: Yeah, that’s Alyson Hannigan up top. Again. I sometimes see other actresses as Brenda. But never quite so happily.
(Part of Friday’s Forgotten Books. Not that Parker would care, but I do.)